There needs to be a parody video of Cobra Starships' "Good Girls Go Bad" starring Jesus as he goes clubbing and saves the souls of bad girls, replacing slutty clothes with coveralls and separating grinding dancers as he's waving and winking all the while.
The lyrics, of course, will be changed to "I make those bad girls go good." This needs to happen so bad that I need to just put the idea out there, hoping someone else will take it and run with it.