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Early Game Review: 'Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater'
The thinking person's stealth/action game, "Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater" wears its academic, shamelessly geeky trappings with pride. You come for the sneaking, survival and close-quarter combat scenarios and stay for the cutscenes, injokes and non sequiturs that go on, and on. And on.
True fans of the source material wouldn't have things any other way, and that's why Metal Gear Solid nation has longed for the day that the game was updated and rereleased on current consoles.
Due out Tuesday, "Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater" pays loving tribute to what many hold as one of the greatest games ever created. The dev teams at Konami and Virtuous have approached the task and hand with the care and passion of a restoration of a masterwork painting. The bones of the 2004 original remain strong, and the teams respect the source material to enhance it rather than replace it. The story, which intertwines historical fiction lines with true stories of Cold War subterfuge, remains brainy and poignant.
The passage of time is rarely kind to landmark games. But "Snake Eater" seems to have been so far ahead of its time that its AI industrial complex obsessions and nihilistic geopolitical commentary register with even more resonance now than they did decades ago. Sure, David Hayter's narration was corny then and is outright goofy now, but accepting the dorky trappings of the retro dudebro that is Solid Snake is a prerequisite to enjoying his wild journey.
Listening to fan feedback from the generally well-recieved but somewhat clunky 2023 "Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection," the latest "Metal Gear Solid" restorative effort seems more like a well-preserved piece of history than an awkward attempt at reinvention. I was impressed with the seamless nature of the remake, which looks and plays with all the pizzazz and quality-of-life features gamers expect in 2025.
I appreciated the way the game made use of the PS5 controller to add subtle enhancements to the gameplay. The game's sandbox aspect, which challenges you to hunt for food and resources to attain buffs to help you in coming missions, is eased by a stream of casual, utterly helpful prompts that coax you toward your goals.
I found myself playing with a smile, encountering scenes and missions that lived up to the lofty heights of my memories, and finding new moments I either missed the first time around or forgot entirely. "Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater" is a vivacious and playful stealth combat endeavor that is every bit as fun and engaging as it was in 2004. This snake still has plenty of bite to it.
Publisher provided review code.
Tuesday, August 12, 2025
Hot on Home Video: 'The Accountant 2,' "The Phoenician Scheme'
THE ACCOUNTANT 2
Ben Affleck reprises the role of the neurodiverse antuhero he played in the 2016 original. Castmates include Job Benrthal, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, Daniella Pineda, Allison Robertson and J.K. Simmons, and director Gavin O'Connor returns as well.
As Christian Wolff, Affleck thrives with an intensity and range he rarely displays in other action roles. The character teams up with his wildcard brother (Bernthal), as well as U.S. Treasure Deputy Director Marybeth Medina (Addai-Robinson), to unravel a deadly conspiracy. Every bit as crackling as the original film. "The Accountant 2" delivers the goods as a taut thriller.
THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME
Writer/director Wes Anderson maintains his reputation of turning in oddball wonders that thrive on offbeat wavelengths. Benicio del Toro stars as Anatole "Zsa-zsa" Korda, an unscrupulous European business magnate who appoints his estranged daughter, Leisl (Mia Threapleton) to be his heir after he survives an assassination attempt. The delightful ensaemble cast includes the likes of Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Hppe Davis and Scarlett Johansson.
Fans of Anderson's trademark intelligent goofiness will eat thsi stuff up. Wild moments abound, and as with most Anderson films, the subtext is incredibly dense, making the film worthy of multiple viewings. Bonus feeaturettes include "The Cast," "The Airplane," "Marseille Bob's" and Zsa-zsa-'s World."
Studios sent screeners for review.
Monday, August 11, 2025
Early Game Review: 'EA Sports Madden NFL 26'
Thursday, August 07, 2025
The 5 Best Shows on Netflix - August 205
As Netflix continues to dominate the streaming landscape, its library of original content has grown to an overwhelming size. With new series dropping seemingly every week, it can be a challenge to figure out what's truly worth your time. From gripping thrillers to heart-wrenching dramas, here are five of the best shows on Netflix right now, counting down to the must-see number one.
5. Beef
This darkly comedic limited series masterfully turns a simple road rage incident into an all-consuming feud between two strangers, Danny Cho (Steven Yeun) and Amy Lau (Ali Wong). The show’s brilliance lies in its unflinching exploration of their deep-seated frustrations and personal miseries. Beef isn't just about a rivalry; it's a profound character study of two people teetering on the edge, desperate for a release. The performances by Yeun and Wong are nothing short of phenomenal, making you simultaneously root for and cringe at their self-destructive behavior.
4. Wednesday
Tim Burton’s gothic sensibilities and a star-making performance from Jenna Ortega breathe new life into a beloved character in Wednesday. The series follows Wednesday Addams as she navigates life at Nevermore Academy, a school for monstrous outcasts. With a compelling mystery at its core, sharp wit, and a surprisingly emotional depth, the show is a perfect blend of supernatural teen drama and classic whodunit. Ortega's deadpan delivery and iconic dance scene made Wednesday a cultural phenomenon, proving that some characters are timeless.
3. Baby Reindeer
Based on the true story of creator and star Richard Gadd, Baby Reindeer is a show that defies easy categorization. What begins as a seemingly harmless interaction between a struggling comedian and a lonely woman quickly spirals into a terrifying and complex story of stalking, trauma, and mental health. The series is a brutally honest and unflinching account of the blurred lines between victim and perpetrator. With its raw emotional intensity and masterful storytelling, Baby Reindeer is a difficult but essential watch that will stay with you long after the credits roll.
2. The Diplomat
This political thriller is a smart, fast-paced, and endlessly engaging ride. Keri Russell shines as Kate Wyler, a career diplomat unexpectedly appointed as the U.S. Ambassador to the UK. The show expertly blends high-stakes international politics with the messy realities of a marriage under pressure. The Diplomat is a show for those who crave witty dialogue and complex characters. It's a breath of fresh air in the political drama genre, offering both intellectual thrills and genuine heart.
1. Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
While not a Netflix original, this anime series has captivated audiences and topped streaming charts worldwide. Frieren: Beyond Journey's End is a fantasy series that subverts expectations by focusing on the aftermath of a great adventure. Frieren, an elven mage with a lifespan of over a thousand years, begins a new journey years after defeating the Demon King, reflecting on her fleeting memories with her human companions. It's a beautiful and poignant meditation on time, grief, and the true meaning of friendship. With stunning animation, a deeply moving narrative, and a quiet, introspective beauty, Frieren is a masterpiece that stands out as the best show you can stream on Netflix right now.