Things That The Royal Wedding Is More Interesting Than

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Things That Are Exactly The Same

Trumpets and cornets.
Dolphins and porpoises.
Turtles and tortoises.
Cameron Winklevoss and Tyler Winklevoss.
Ken and Ryu.
Macs and PCs.
Droid and Droid 2.
Worcestershire sauce and soy sauce.
Ice cream, sorbet, frozen yogurt and gelato.
Every kind of pasta.
720p and 1080p.
North Dakota and South Dakota.
Lockouts and strikes.
Madden NFL 07, Madden NFL 08, Madden NFL 09, Madden NFL 10 and Madden NFL 11.
Billiards and pool.
Bush's budgets and Obama's budgets.
Nikes and Adidases.
Diet Coke and squirrel urine.

7 Sentences You Never Want To Hear

-Can we talk?

-The test is positive.

-Why was there a dead hooker in your hotel room?

-Oh, look -- Red Box has When in Rome.

-Can I see your license and registration, sir?

-Don't worry about Kurt Warner retiring, you'll be fine with Matt Leinart.

-Your princess is in another castle.