-Can we talk?
-The test is positive.
-Why was there a dead hooker in your hotel room?
-Oh, look -- Red Box has When in Rome.
-Can I see your license and registration, sir?
-Don't worry about Kurt Warner retiring, you'll be fine with Matt Leinart.
-Your princess is in another castle.
1 comment:
I actually choked on the Red Box one......Hilarious!
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