Friday, May 14, 2010
The Most Effective Way To Insult One's Masculinity
If you want to insult someone without insulting them, open a door for them. If someone is devious enough to try to open a door for you, turn it around on them by saying "after you, please. I insist." This could turn into a standoff if they insist back that you enter first. This is when you're authorized to pretend you forgot something in your car.