1. Ears. It makes you feel like Bald Bull.
2. Toes. It makes you feel like a Hobbit.
3. Shoulders. It makes you feel like the guy in Dirty Work who steals Norm Macdonald's shirt.
4. Back. At least you don't have to look at it, but when you turn to the side in the mirror it makes you look like a razorback pig.
5. The back of your neck. It grows in too quickly after haircuts, making you look scruffy.