Exxon - Revenge for the oil spill.
Chase - So the Diamondbacks' home field has to change its name again.
The University of Phoenix - Same reason as Chase, only for the Cardinals' stadium.
McDonald's - So Burger King an finally ascend from princedom to the throne.
Michael's - So my wife is no longer tempted to blow our bank account in its aisles.
The Dallas Cowboys - Because I hate them.
Apple - Because I can't afford an iPhone and am jealous of those that can.
The Big Three - Because the journalism industry isn't getting a bailout and I'm bitter.
Twitter, Facebook and MySpace - Because social networking is annoying and needs to go. The presence of MySpace here is redundant because it would be toast even in a boom economy.
Arizona State University - Without ASU NAU and U of A could split the state funds and grow stronger.
Toyota - The Saved By Zero commercials. I realize Toyota heard the criticism and ditched the ad campaign, but it was a mortal sin. No absolution.
Geico - So I stop getting all their junk mail.