Monday, January 19, 2009

My dream

Is to don a half-Cardinals head mask and live inside the bowels of the University of Phoenix Stadium. I will swoop down to block opposing field goals, terrorize enemy fans and pop out of Rambo-like trap doors in the sod to throw blocks downfield for Larry Fitzgerald. I will ensure the Cardinals go to the next 15 Super Bowls.

My only hope is they'll be able to get someone better than Andrew Lloyd Webber to write a rock opera about me.

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