I believe that when Prince penned the song that goes "Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world" he had Google Reader in mind. It's amazing. Like DVR for internet reading. It knows better than you do what it is you'll want to read on the internet and serves it up for you in one long list.
It slashes away the stress that comes from working whether anything cool has been posted. It triples your productivity in all phases of life.
Google Reader, you're the reason that God made a girl.