Thursday, May 12, 2011

5 Advantages Of Your Wife Tearing Her ACL While Playing Volleyball

As long as you stay out of crutch range, she cannot smack you when you make a joke she doesn't like.

She cannot go out shopping and spend all your money.

She has something to complain about other than you.

Five Guys for dinner on a Wednesday night is no longer a lofty dream, but a realistic possibility.

She will finally want to share in your passion of sitting around and doing as little as possible while watching movies.

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