Why do restaurant owners think you like it when they barge in and interrupt you when you're trying to eat, just to fish for compliments?
Do they do it just to mess with people? Interrupting conversations or accosting you right as they see your mouth is full?
You are not Rocky Balboa. This is not the movie Rocky Balboa. You don't have any cool stories of how you beat Mr. T. Get out of my face so I can eat.