(I will pause for laughter in between each of these one-liners.)
Black people are different than white people.
Marriage is difficult.
Women think about and react to things in ways men do not.
Airplane food is low-quality.
Television and movies exaggerate stuff from real life.
My boss is difficult to work with.
There are some unconventional things that most people like that I do not.
My kids say things that adults would never say.
Something abnormal happened to me once while I was engaging in sexual intercourse.
I do not enjoy it when my mother in law lives in my house for a month.
Poor people like me were raised differently than rich people.
My parents used harsher discipline methods on me than I do for my own kids.
Again. Black people are different than white people.