In case you were wondering why SOPA got shot down, it was definitely because I refused to post an update here yesterday. This action pretty much single-handedly got Obama to come out three days before and render the bill moot by saying he would not support it.
Yes, my lack of posting was so powerful that it traveled back in time to make that happen. You're welcome. Let me know if there are any other social causes I can single-handedly champion for you, internet.
For the record, I also stopped PIPA Middleton from doing whatever she
had planned. The British should stay out of the American lawmaking
process anyway. We are independent from you now, dammit!