Monday, May 12, 2008

A conversation between the Diamondbacks and Cubs

D-backs: Hey does anyone want any of these?

Cubs: Dude, yes, we were missing those. You took them from me last year in the playoffs, 'member?

D-backs: Yeah, sorry about that. No hard feelings, right? Here you go. Take one!

Cubs: How about I take all three. And your lunch money. And your mothers' virginities.

D-backs: Sure, whatever makes you happy. Anything else we can do for you?

Cubs: No, get the hell out.

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