D-backs: Hey does anyone want any of these?
Cubs: Dude, yes, we were missing those. You took them from me last year in the playoffs, 'member?
D-backs: Yeah, sorry about that. No hard feelings, right? Here you go. Take one!
Cubs: How about I take all three. And your lunch money. And your mothers' virginities.
D-backs: Sure, whatever makes you happy. Anything else we can do for you?
Cubs: No, get the hell out.