High school was the best, when you got to eat with impunity. I used to have two bowls of cereal a day, ice cream sandwiches at school, come home and have two grilled cheese sandwiches and a coke for a snack before dinner. And eat Doritos constantly.
Now I'm 29 and Wii Fit says I need to drop 20 pounds to get to my ideal weight, which is 10 pounds more than I weighed at the end of high school. And I'm bypassing a box of free donuts.
It's hard out here for a pimp.
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