Thank you, government, for the free money you deposited in my checking account. I appreciate it and will vote for you always. Feel free to repeat what you did at any time. I'll always be there for you. And let me know at least nine months in advance next time you plan on doing that so I can have more kids. I'll totally hop my wife up on fertility drugs to go for sextuplets, as well as adopt several southeast Asian children if I know I'm banking $300 per. Now I see why Angelina Jolie does that all the time.
Ahhhh the things we do for $300. I think this was our neighbors plan all along.
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