Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Here are the keys, Don't crash this thing

OK, Obama. The country is yours. Do us proud and give us middle-class tax cuts and universal health care like you said. End this ignorant war, stick it to greedy corporations, get us off of foreign oil and fill the coming Supreme Court vacancies with some reasonable people. Balance the budget, cut off Haliburton and save social security.

Do it so well that in 2012 no one in their right mind even considers ousting you with Palin, Romney or Giuliani. And don't listen to that shifty Joe Biden character. And try not to smirk when you run into a Clinton.

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