Friday, November 07, 2008

The true meaning of the word please

Is "Otherwise I will kill you and sue the corpse for its kidneys to sell on the black market if you don't do what I'm commanding of you."

The true meaning of "thank you" is "I can't believe that take so long, you indignant bastard."

The true meaning of "you're welcome" is "Never ask me for anything again. I will resent you the rest of my life for inconveniencing me."

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