The congestion in my throat seems to be signifying that I'm about to catch a cold once again. What I guess is happening is what they call "viral marketing." The germs that visited my throat, nose and chest a couple weeks ago and had a great time told their friends and relatives, who have now decided to stop in and see what all the hype was about.
I hope you enjoy your stay, guys. Try to take advantage of the free buffets and all-night dance parties that result in my nose running and me getting up in the middle of the night to hock phlegm into the toilet. I know you'll enjoy making me sniffle through movie screenings this week, so have fun with that.
And if it's not too much to ask, after you're through with me please give me at least a month to renovate the place so I can do a few upgrades and make your visit even more enjoyable in the future.