If I ever build one of those private-sector prisons that are becoming so popular these days, I'll most definitely make it out of the plastic that electronics are sold in at retail. No one could ever escape, not even Tim Robbins.
His tiny hammer, Rita Hayworth poster and dirt-holding pants would be useless. Which would be kind of sad, because he could never escape and share his treasure with Morgan Freeman. So to all my potential investors and government contractors, bear this in mind before you give me the green light on this thing.
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