Forget the dangers of firearms. What we really need is legislation that cracks down on bad puns.
Nevermore should anyone be allowed to utter the phrase "the right to arm bears" in reference to the second amendment.
No omelette should be permitted to be referred to as "eggs-cellent."
For no reason may someone begin a question with the word "orange" as a substitute for "aren't."
No citizen shall refer to one's garden as his "best-laid plants."
Congress shall severely limit the right of people to use poker terms when speaking of the Arizona Cardinals.
And henceforth no blog posts should be titled something as bad as "pun control." After this one, of course.