It is the greatest show of all time, without anything even close in comparison. It's the only thing I watch with full attention while not doing several other activities at the same time.
It's my church. And Night Man and Day Man are the psalms. Charlie Day is the funniest person to have ever graced the planet and I aspire to be like his character in everything I do.
Just one time in life I want to walk into a room and say "Cat stuck in the wall? Now you're talking my language" and have it apply to a real-world situation.
Also, I need a DickTowel.