Monday, September 22, 2008

The $700 billion bail-out is a great investment

What an awesome idea the government has to save our crumbling financial infrastructure with an infusion of pretend money.

Always worked for me in Monopoly. Another good tactic, which I would sometimes use to get out of hopeless situations, is to say "earthquake" and shake all the pieces off the board. Congress is meeting right now to decide how to apply the latter concept to reality.

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