Remember Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot line line spider crawling up your spine? I think that would be considered sexual harassment nowadays. As would Friday Flip-up Day. Elementary school had better be done with that by the time Emma gets there, otherwise she's only wearing pants on Fridays.
Monday Marriage Day, Men's Choice is also borderline offensive, although it was counteracted by Wednesday Wedding Day, Women's Choice, to solve the gender equity issue. Which day was Opposite Day again?