He is probably the greatest Republican president since Ronald Reagan. Just look at all his accomplishments:
-He's managed to ensure that health care reform never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER passes.
-He campaigned so ineffectively that Massachusetts -- which is bluer than a Louis Armstrong solo -- actually gave a senate seat to a Republican.
-He spends billions of dollars at random for no reason and with no tangible result, in the manner of both Reagan and George W. Bush.
-He's kept two nonsensical wars going with little sign of slowing down.
-He's enraged voters so much that they're willing to hand over both houses of Congress back to the Republicans.
What more can you ask for, Republicans?