(Disclaimer: Do not watch this awful trailer. It's here merely for illustrative purposes.)
I sent out friend requests to Barack Obama and John McCain a few seconds ago, and now I'm anxiously awaiting to see whether either will be accepted (After my Mitt Romney rejection nothing's guaranteed) and which one will go first. I'm still planning to vote for Obama with my trusty, sure-to-not-be-counted-till-January vote-by-mail ballot regardless of the outcome, but should my homeboy McCain accept my overture while Obama ignore me, I may just have to forget to send my vote in.
Of course I'll post the results here as soon as they're official. Never trust the exit polls.