Whenever I’m staying in a hotel where they give out those mini-shampoos, I grab one and it makes my hand look humongous. I feel as though I’m the Incredible Hulk, using my oversize paw to pick up a comically small bottle made for usage by measly non-gamma rayed humans.
Then I scream “Hulk Shampoo!” and persist with cleansing my super-strong Hulk hair. OK, I’ve never screamed “Hulk Shampoo!” but that’s only because I never thought of doing that until now. The next time I’m in a hotel, I will say the Hulk thing, and I’ll also use the miniscule hotel soap and gloat at how huge it makes my arms look.